Quotes:  "A smile is a curve that sets things straight."
"When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a papercut..."
"What part of 'no' don't you understand? Is it the 'N', or the 'Zero'?"
"I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying very hard not to laugh."
"I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals."
"Imagine what I can do, if I had all my brain cells."
"Reality can be beaten with enough imagination." "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." "Never test the depth of the water with both feet." "Sometimes I think well. And sometimes I think: Oh well..." "The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up." "Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, you're it." "If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!" "According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist." "Be a rebel, open the other side of the popcorn bag." "I'm not prejudice, I hate everyone equally." "There are three types of people in this world....1. those who make things happen...2. those who watch things happen....and people like me... 3. people who wonder what the heck just happened." "Its not illegal unless you get caught." "I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence." "I have plenty of common sense...I just choose it ignore it." "Guys are like commercials you cant believe a word they say." "I didn't fall in love... He tripped me!!" "It's ok to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege!" "I wish my mom told me the same thing about guys that she did about scary movies, don't worry honey they're all fake." "Not all men are annoying ...some are dead." "We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And some people still wonder why some are afraid when they are told they are loved." "When 2001 has graduated and gone, then 2006 will party on. 2007 will think their cool, but 2008 will always rule!" "I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault." "We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by." "A real friend is a one that walks in when the rest of the world walks out." "Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there." "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get." "A best friend is like a 4 leaf clover. Hard to find and lucky to have." "If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them." "It's nice when strangers become friends...but its sad when friends become strangers." "True friends stab you in the front...not the back." "The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch, swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had." "Your best friends are the siblings that God forgot to give you." "A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in your eyes, even when you are fooling everyone else." "A memory lasts forever never does it die true friends stay together and never say goodbye." "A true friend is one who sees through the eyes of love... and listens with her heart." "A true friend is someone who tries to pick you up when you've fallen, and if they can't pick you up, then they lay down beside you." "Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say." "False friends are worse than open enemies." "Friends are forever, guys are whenever, so when worse comes to worst, my girls come first." "Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget." "When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there." "You can't say that you've lost a friend -if a friendship is capable of ending -it is because it never existed." "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies." "A true friend is someone who knows all about you, and likes you anyway."
"I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends." "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." ""A friend is a gift you give yourself." "A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else." "A friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be in jail with you saying 'Dang that was fun!"
"We need old friends to help us grow and new friends to keep us young" "It is not what name others call you that matters, but what name you respond to that truly determines who you are." "If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy." "The truth...is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution." "The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right." "Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you." "I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car." "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." "Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine." "Do you want to be safe and good, or do you want to take a chance and be great?" "Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I may not forget you." "Your attitude is the librarian of your past, the speaker of your present, and the prophet of your future!" "The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore." "Within each of us is a hidden store of energy. Energy we can release to compete in the marathon of life. Within each of us is a hidden store of courage. Courage to give us the strength to face any challenge. Within each of us is a hidden store of determination. Determination to keep us in the race when all seems lost." "Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude." "Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can and surely will at times fail. Other vulnerabilities, like being embarrassed or risking love, can be terrifying, too. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk." "Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off." "A person dies only when they're forgotten." "Being a female is a matter of birth...being a woman is a matter of age...but being a lady is a matter of choice." "Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." "Always put yourself in other's shoes. if you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person, too." "When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying." "Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created." "Ability is greater than money because it can be neither lost nor stolen." "Actions speak louder than words." "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." "As the Greek said "Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise" "A successful leader is one who went ahead and did the things the rest of us never quite got around to." "Beginings are scary, endings are sad, but it's the middle that really counts." "Business is like oil, it won't mix with anything but business." "Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange." "Don't assume opportunity will knock twice at your door." "Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want." "Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff." "Do you ever wonder which hurts more? Saying something and wish you never had or saying nothing and wishing you had?" "Everything is ok in the end, if its not, then its not the end." "God created men first... because you have to have a rough draft in order to create a masterpiece." "Good to forgive, Best to forget." "Happiness is like perfume, you can not pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself." "How you spend your time is far more important that how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever." "If you think you can, you can. If you think you can't, you're right." "I'm glad I don't know everything about you because everyday you amaze me." "It's better to be hated for who you are, then to be loved for someone your aren't." "It takes 84 muscles to frown and only 7 to smile, so keep smiling." "Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone." "Leave the past behind you, That's where it's meant to be." "Life just gives you time and space; it's up to you to fill it." "Like and love me for who I am, not for what you want me to be." "Love and beauty walk hand in hand. But wisdom stands alone." "Most people don't recognize opportunity because too many times it comes disguised as hard work." "Never ask yourself "What if?" because the frustration of asking "What if" is NEVER finding out the answer." "No love, no friendship, can cross the path of destiny without leaving a mark." "No one dies a virgin because everyone gets screwed by life." "Often the test of courage is not to die but to live." "Plan your work and work your plan." "Speaking without thinking is like shooting without aiming." "The best way out of a difficulty is through it." "The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children." "The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do." "The most beautiful smile is the one that struggles through tears." "The most valuable gift you can give another is a good example." "The reward of a thing well done is to have done it". "Things aren't always what they seem and people never tell you how they truly feel." "To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are." "Trust is more fragile than love. If you can't trust someone, how can you love them?" "Whenever I feel I am okay with letting go there is always something there to remind me of why I shouldnt." "Wisdom is knowing what to do next. Skill is knowing how to do it. And Success is doing it." "With the right attitude, you can do everything wrong and still succeed, But with the wrong attitude, you can do everything right and fail." "You never feel the pain until you see the blood." "You never get a second chance to make a first impression." "All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness." "Think twice before you speak, especially if you intend to say what you think." "It is better to be on the ground wishing you were flying, than vice versa." "The best way to keep one's word is not to give it." "There's no future in time travel." "Rather die living than live to die." "He who knows little quickly tells it." "In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday." "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot." "Getting what they deserve doesn't satisfy many people." "Some folks sit and think, others just sit." "If you are unkind, you are the wrong kind!" "If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?" "A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking." "I don't have a solution but I admire the problem." "Every morning is the dawn of a new error..." "The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes." "It is nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious." "Most people do very efficiently what needs not be done at all." "The easiest person to deceive is yourself." "I think therefore I am... I think ." "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" "I am in shape.Round is a shape." "Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him." "Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking." "An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys." "Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot." "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder." "Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?" "Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse." "What if this weren't a hypothetical question?" "If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!" "It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere." "The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement." "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." "What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over." "If you cannot get what you like, why not try to like what you get?" "I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork." "The hardest part of skating is the ice" "All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them." "Start off every day with a smile and get it over with." "When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing." "Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." "No one can make a brand new start but you can start now and make a brand new ending." "You can't fall off the floor." "Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers." "Character is what you are. Reputation is what people THINK you are." "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't." "Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are useles: peacocks and lillies, for instance." "Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional." "If a chick can't break its shell it dies without being born. We are the chick. The world is our egg." "Like the hedgehog, I feel I cannot become close to anyone without being hurt with the disappointment of rejection and hatred." "Almost all of our unhappiness is the result of comparing ourselves to others." "We must be the change we wish to see in the world" "Dreams comes true for those who work while they dream." "I've learned that being kind is more important than being right." "I've learned that life is tough, but I'm tougher."
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